I parked my car behind K-Mart and was making my way toward the front when I heard ...
"hey, you there"
"get us out of here"
I know they look like they're looking toward me but really. Can plastic flamingos talk?
When I looked a second time ...
The ringleader was looking away. Crafty critter.
I had to do something!
There's going to be a lot of flamingos on my lawn this year.